Your order is a retail purchase.
Not a donation. No part of it goes to any campaign, candidate, party committee, PAC, or charity. What it does do: put a point on the board for your side.
Every order counts
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What happens when you check out
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Stripe takes the payment
Checkout runs on Stripe, which processes your card. We never see or store your card number. Sales tax is added at checkout where required.
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Printify prints and ships it
We pay our print partner, Printify, to make your item after you order it and ship it to you. Shipping is free in the U.S.
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Your side gets the point
The order's total, minus sales tax, is added to Grand Old Gear's side of the public red vs. blue scoreboard. Nothing that identifies you goes on the board.
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The rest keeps the store running
What's left after payment processing and printing is revenue for Mycelium Markets, Inc., the independent business that runs this store.
The plain version
- We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or coordinating with any campaign, candidate, party committee, or PAC.
- Buying our merch is a retail purchase, not a political contribution.
- The scoreboard counts sales. It isn't a poll and it doesn't predict anything.